Your résumé asked for this
Get your résumé roasted. Then get hired.
A bold, practical critique that calls out weak bullets, fuzzy positioning, and recruiter-repelling clutter—without the corporate sugarcoat.
One flat price. Direct feedback. No fake recruiter jargon.
Sample verdict
“Managed projects” tells us nothing. Show the win.
The no-fluff promise
Sharp critique. Useful fixes.
100%
Human-readable feedback, not vague scoring theater.
$19
A clear flat rate with no subscription attached.
Zero
Invented testimonials, miracle claims, or empty hype.
Inside the roast
Every line has to earn its spot.
The roast follows the same path a busy hiring manager does: scan, question, judge, and decide whether to keep reading.
- 01
The six-second scan
We check whether your role, strengths, and direction are obvious before attention disappears.
- 02
The bullet interrogation
Weak verbs, task lists, missing outcomes, and buried impact get called out—with a clearer direction for each fix.
- 03
The clutter cleanup
Formatting, hierarchy, filler, and distracting details are flagged so the valuable parts can breathe.
- 04
The rebuild order
You get a prioritized punch list, so you know what to rewrite first instead of endlessly nudging margins.
One roast. No nonsense.
The Résumé Roast
A candid review for job seekers who want specific criticism before their next application—not another generic résumé template.
- Top-to-bottom critique of clarity, positioning, and structure
- Direct notes on weak bullets and missed impact
- Prioritized recommendations for your next edit
Flat price
$19
per résumé roast
Book the service
Ready when your résumé is.
Select the available Resume Roast service below to begin.
Your résumé can take it
Better a $19 roast than another silent rejection.
Bring the draft. Get the hard truths. Make the next version impossible to skim past.
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